Inside the DHS forum where ICE agents trash talk one another

February 19, 2026

Here's something that might surprise you — inside a DHS forum, ICE agents are trash-talking each other like a bunch of friends venting after a rough day. Vittoria Elliott from wired.com uncovered that every day, current and former Homeland Security Investigations officers log in to share their thoughts, complain, and even roast their colleagues. For example, one user sarcastically criticized ICE’s Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) team for dressing up like action-hero wannabes instead of doing simple arrests inside federal buildings. Now, here's where it gets interesting — this forum isn’t just for venting; it’s a space for both seasoned agents and rookies to exchange ideas and frustrations. According to Elliott, it reveals a side of law enforcement we rarely see — one full of humor, stress, and real talk about the job. So, what does this mean? Even the toughest agents can’t help but let their guard down sometimes, and that’s worth paying attention to.

Every day, people log into an online forum for current and former Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) officers to share their thoughts on the news of the day and complain about their colleagues in Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

“ERO is too busy dressing up as Black Ops Commandos with Tactical body armor, drop down thigh rigs, balaclavas, multiple M4 magazines, and Punisher patches, to do an Admin arrest of a non criminal, non-violent EWI that weighs 90 pounds and is 5 foot 2, inside a secure Federal building where everyone has been screened for weapons,” wrote one user in July 2025. (ERO stands for Enforcement and Removal Operations; along with HSI, it’s one of the two major divisions of ICE, and is responsible for detaining and deporting immigrants.)

The forum describes itself as a space for current and prospective HSI agents, “designed for the seasoned HSI Special Agent as well as applicants for entry level Special Agent positions.” HSI is the division within ICE whose agents are normally responsible for investigating crimes like drug smuggling, terrorism, and human trafficking.

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Every day, people log into an online forum for current and former Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) officers to share their thoughts on the news of the day and complain about their colleagues in Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

“ERO is too busy dressing up as Black Ops Commandos with Tactical body armor, drop down thigh rigs, balaclavas, multiple M4 magazines, and Punisher patches, to do an Admin arrest of a non criminal, non-violent EWI that weighs 90 pounds and is 5 foot 2, inside a secure Federal building where everyone has been screened for weapons,” wrote one user in July 2025. (ERO stands for Enforcement and Removal Operations; along with HSI, it’s one of the two major divisions of ICE, and is responsible for detaining and deporting immigrants.)

The forum describes itself as a space for current and prospective HSI agents, “designed for the seasoned HSI Special Agent as well as applicants for entry level Special Agent positions.” HSI is the division within ICE whose agents are normally responsible for investigating crimes like drug smuggling, terrorism, and human trafficking.

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