Artists can’t buy into these fantasy houses | Brief letters

January 31, 2026
Artists can’t buy into these fantasy houses | Brief letters

Here's something that might surprise you — artists, despite dreaming of fancy houses, simply can't afford these fantasy properties anymore. Last weekend, the Guardian Staff pointed out how the house prices on that list are pure fantasy, especially when you consider that the median income for visual artists has plummeted by 40% since 2010, now sitting at just £12,500. So, no matter how creative their accounting, these artists couldn’t qualify for a mortgage on most of those homes. Now, here's where it gets interesting: Guardian Staff also highlight that even simple things, like identifying local wildlife, can be tricky — like when William Wood used Google Lens to figure out a skull he found in Cumbria, only to discover it was a coyote, not a fox. That’s a reminder — reality often has a funny way of catching up with our fantasies. And honestly, it makes you wonder — what does this say about our dreams versus what’s actually possible in today’s world?

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House price fantasies | Coyote confirmation | Premier Inns | Longevity advice | Apostrophes

I always regard the house prices in your fantasy house hunt feature with wry amusement. After all, it is supposed to be fantasy. However, last weekend’s selection made my blood boil (Homes for sale to inspire artists in England – in pictures, 23 January). In 2024, the Guardian reported that the median income of visual artists had dropped to £12,500, a fall of 40% since 2010. Even the most creative accounting is not going to convert this into a mortgage for one of the houses featured.
Annie Harrison
Mytholmroyd, West Yorkshire

• Rosie, aged 10, recounts how an app identified prints as those of coyotes (Young country diary, 24 January). Here in Cumbria, I recently came across a skull that I was pretty sure was that of a fox. To confirm it, I used Google Lens to identify it. Guess what, the answer was coyote.
William Wood (aged 83)
Maulds Meaburn, Cumbria

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House price fantasies | Coyote confirmation | Premier Inns | Longevity advice | Apostrophes

I always regard the house prices in your fantasy house hunt feature with wry amusement. After all, it is supposed to be fantasy. However, last weekend’s selection made my blood boil (Homes for sale to inspire artists in England – in pictures, 23 January). In 2024, the Guardian reported that the median income of visual artists had dropped to £12,500, a fall of 40% since 2010. Even the most creative accounting is not going to convert this into a mortgage for one of the houses featured.
Annie Harrison
Mytholmroyd, West Yorkshire

• Rosie, aged 10, recounts how an app identified prints as those of coyotes (Young country diary, 24 January). Here in Cumbria, I recently came across a skull that I was pretty sure was that of a fox. To confirm it, I used Google Lens to identify it. Guess what, the answer was coyote.
William Wood (aged 83)
Maulds Meaburn, Cumbria

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